TITLE: Bad Bad Girl
AUTHOR: Dreiser
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CONTENT: F/F cutesy romance.
SUMMARY: Sequel to Gay As Stick. Tara plans to eliminate Willow's emerging
jealous streak.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my keyboard.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I seem to be writing a lot of pointless W/T fluff lately. But
I shall never write series canon! Oh, I'm also planning a third fic in this
one shot series. And a 'one shot' series is not the same as huge ISWF
series, btw. Hahaha! I avoid writing it still!


Bad Bad Girl

By: Dreiser


Tara was, by all accounts, a good girlfriend.

At least that's what she reminded herself as she looked Kirk in the eyes.
The boy wore a nervous expression and kept darting his gaze every which way,
convinced that any second Willow would come bursting out of the shadows.

Or so his paranoia kept telling him.

"Well?" Tara asked, tilting her head to one side. "Will you help me or not?
I'd really appreciate it if you did."

"I don't know..." Kirk began in nervous tones that matched his nervous
expression. All in all, Kirk was just giving off an air of nervousness.
"Your girlfriend..."

"Willow," Tara supplied.

"Yeah, Willow," said Kirk, his eyes looking around the campus again. They
were fairly well hidden under one of the large oak trees but still... that
girl scared him. "She keeps giving me looks. Looks like she wants my head to
explode or something. It's not good Tara."

"I know," said Tara with a sigh. "Why do you think I came up with this idea?
The Willow I love doesn't want peoples heads to explode. Even if they asked
me out when they know they shouldn't have." She gave Kirk a rather
significant look as she said this portion. "I just want to show her how
silly her jealousy for you is, that's all."

"I get that, but don't ask me to do this!" Kirk pleaded. "She wants me dead,
I'm sure of it! She's tiny and scary! I told you how I'm afraid of lawn
gnomes right? They're tiny so anything tiny is encompassed in my fears!"

"Kirk," said Tara slowly while she her formed most deadly attack: doe eyes
of doom. "Please?"

Clenching his jaw and closing his eyes, Kirk already felt his head about to
explode. "All right, all right," he gave in as he opened his eyes and
scanned the campus. "I'll help you but only because you shot me down
nicely."

"I knew 'gay as stick' was a good term!" Tara said happily.

"What?" Kirk blinked.

"That's what I told you I was," said Tara, frowning. "'Gay as stick'. Don't
you remember?"

"I just mainly remember the you saying no and looking really guilty as you
mentioned the being gay part," said Kirk with a shrug. "Still, you were
nice." He went back to studying the campus when he added lowly, "Unlike your
girlfriend who wants me dead on a platter."

"Kirk," Tara admonished, hitting him on the shoulder. "Willow is a very nice
person. You'll see that once she gets past her psychotic jealousy directed
at you."

Laughing nervously at this, Kirk appeared as if he wanted to hide in some
hole or if not a hole, someplace dark. "I'm going to take your word for it,
Tara," he said. "I'll see you in Chem and you can give me your plan then."
Kirk had a wary expression as he asked, "You do have a plan, right?"

"You bet!" said Tara a little too exuberantly.

"Great," said Kirk, still sounding wary. "See you then."

He quickly looked back and forth then went sprinting across the campus with
unnerving speed. Watching this, Tara shook her head and sighed softly.

She hated asking for Kirk's help but she really had no choice. Willow had
been acting strangely for the past few days, ever since she told the redhead
about Kirk's attempt to ask her out. Strangely in her intense glares at him,
her sarcastic commentary about him, and her general, well, fuming dislike
for him.

Which, to Tara, wasn't a good thing. Especially since UCS was such a small
school with such a small campus. Along with the fact that she did happen to
have three classes with Kirk, them having the same major.

Still... she wondered about her plan. She didn't like tricking Willow but
this jealousy had to stop. Even if it did make her girlfriend extra
attentive and adorable.

"Tara Maclay," she scolded herself, shaking her head. "You really are a bad,
bad, girl."

And she was, at least, in this situation. Then again, she was only doing
what was necessary to help Willow.

That didn't stop her from being a bad, bad, girl though.

No, not in the least.

-End-